Funniest comments I have seen!

I just read an article titled '7 reasons to have sex tonight' on CNN, and briefly browsed through the comments. There are a string of comments caught my attention and I think they are by far the best comments I have seen. It started with an user Mysti comment, and followed with string of the funny posts on her comment. I found it hilarious!

Mysti
Been sick all week...gonna see how I feel tomorrow after I go home and jump hubby tonight!
January 6, 2011 at 11:51

Mysti's Husband

You wish! I have bowling tonight babe. Maybe next week.

January 6, 2011 at 14:06

Mysti's Boyfriend

Since your husband is bowling, how about we play some bedroom golf!

January 6, 2011 at 14:29

Mysti's Caddy

Sorry, we already have a tee-time.

January 6, 2011 at 14:36

Mysti's Doctor

Mysti just wanted to let you know the test results came back positive.

January 6, 2011 at 15:38

Mysty's Daughter

Mommy!!!!???

January 6, 2011 at 17:38

Mike Mysti Boy Friend

Don't worry Mysti, I'll be home...

January 6, 2011 at 18:25

Mysti's Husband's Attorney

Please note that anything you post can and will be used against you in a court of law.

January 6, 2011 at 20:40

Mysti's Psychiatrist

Not to worry Mysti. I can get you off any court case. It's only fair. You get me off regularly. See you next Tuesday.

January 6, 2011 at 21:06

Informed and healthy

Morning sickness? or std?

January 6, 2011 at 21:44

Mysti's well-wisher

Gosh! you guys are so devoted!

January 7, 2011 at 02:45

Jesus

Try the co-worker, neighbor, or the pizza delivery boy. That might be a lot more exciting

January 7, 2011 at 09:17

Mysti's Mom

You go girl !!!! Tell me all about it tomorrow, OK ???

January 7, 2011 at 10:42

Mysti's Dad

Photos or it didn't happen, kiddo.

January 7, 2011 at 10:49

Mysti's Pimp

So when she ask for money when you through, don't be suprised b***ch.

January 7, 2011 at 10:56

Mysti's Girlfriend

...miss you baby....

January 7, 2011 at 10:58

Mysti's Doctor

You need to see me re your STD results.

January 7, 2011 at 10:59

Mysti' daughter boyfriend

I miss you can we meet again at the motel?

January 7, 2011 at 11:09

Mystis Boss

It sounds like you've been very busy lately, but you really need to show up for work soon

January 7, 2011 at 11:14

humor monitor

finally good natured humor. there is life despite adversity.

January 7, 2011 at 11:41

Mysti's Goldfish

Uh... Can I get in on this?

January 7, 2011 at 11:58

Mysti's Bed Springs

Squeak squeak squeak squeak!

January 7, 2011 at 12:53

Mysti's Next Door Neighbor

Yup, just call if you need a third wheel!

January 7, 2011 at 15:17

LMAO

HA!! Goldfish you kill me

January 7, 2011 at 15:43

Mysti's burglar

Shhhhh.....

I'll be under the bed.

January 7, 2011 at 15:50

Mysti's Hubby

Um.. Oh boy. Snotty sniffly love making. Can't wait to catch your cold as a result.

January 7, 2011 at 16:11

Misti's Mailman

I can get rid of this cold!!!

January 7, 2011 at 17:39

Mysti's Body

Did full 5 time course of "protein-biotics" . Bye-bye Cold.

January 8, 2011 at 05:14

And the lists go on...